I started a sculpture course in the spring and I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Don't ask what the above is. It was supposed to be influenced by Henry Moore. Got that wrong! It's a garden sculpture. First make a clay model (I love clay), then use that to make a plaster mould. Fill your mould with ciment fondu (not edible, but definitely cemen-tish, and fondu-ish. Then bring the whole thing home using your other half's strong arms, then break the whole thing open to produce a solid, white ciment fondu thingy to hawl to the back of your garden. Then let it get overgrown so you don't ever have to look at it again.